Words of wisdom: Psychologists and lawyers

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Lawyers and psychologists conversation was sent to me as an email. I found it too good not to pass on.

A female student was sitting in a library when a young man approached and asked, “Do you mind if I sit beside you”?

The girl answered in a loud voice; “I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOUUU!!!”

The other students in the library stared at the guy and he was visibly embarrassed.

After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy’s table and said to him “I study psychology and I know what a man is thinking, I guess you felt embarrassed right?”

The guy responded in an equally loud voice: “$200 JUST FOR ONE NIGHT!!!? THAT’S TOO MUCH!!!”

… all the people in the library looked at the girl in shock and the guy whispered in her ear, “I study Law and I know how to make someone feel guilty”

I hope no one is offended.  It is intended as a joke.

9 responses to this post.

  1. Very good…. thanks for sharing… I needed it!



  2. It was a good joke…



  3. Posted by WordsFallFromMyEyes on October 14, 2012 at 2:53 am

    Not offended! Came here from the Blazing Trail.

    I worked amongst lawyers for a looong number of years, & psychologists I am curious about. I remember a debate I had with a barrister, as I could not COMPREHEND – if I could COMPREHEND and then live & let live, that would be fine… but I could not COMPREHEND how he could defend someone he did not believe in his heart was innocent. Basically, he said he would go broke if he needed to believe in the innocence of those he defended – & his job was the process of law and applying it in the best interests of his client; his job was not to judge and choose. I just couldn’t comprehend…



    • Thank you for visiting justice for Raymond and your thoughtful comment.

      I have to agree with your assumption regarding lawyers. In the five years I have been fighting my way thorugh Pennsylvania courts for a glimmer of truth in how my son could die with a huge amount of poison in his blood and no one cares. I was told there wasn’t enough money involved by one DA and the same told me, your son died, get over it!

      When we came to Orphans Court to protest the filing of a forged will – it was like a badly scripted TV lawyer program. The widow, her sister and witnesses changed their story three times under oath in court, again in sworn testimony in depositions and filed sworn statements that were false – yet an attorney took the case and tried to explain why they were not guilty of fraud, forgery and perjury when he knew they were guilty. It has cost me $$$$ to defend my deceased son and still the coroner will not allow a investigation…figure that one.

      If you are interested in reading further, I have a web site with court documents, autopsy and a video at http://www.denied-justice.com It is really revealing how our legal system stnks.

      Have a great day.



  4. Excellent joke – thank you for making me laugh!



  5. Best chuckle I have had today!



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