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As we progress into 2013, I want to thank you for your educational e-mails
over the past year. I am totally screwed up now and have little chance of recovery.

I can no longer open a bathroom door
without using a paper towel,
nor let the waitress put lemon slices in my ice water without worrying
about the bacteria on the lemon peel.

I can’t sit down on a hotel bedspread
because I can only imagine
what has happened on it since it was last washed.

I have trouble shaking hands
with someone who has been driving
because the number one pastime while driving alone is picking one’s nose.

Eating a little snack sends me on a guilt trip because
I can only
imagine how many gallons of trans fats I have consumed over the years.

I can’t touch any woman’s handbag
for fear she has placed it on
the…

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  1. Thank you Shirley. I also reblogged it.

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  2. […] this. I do plead guilty to sharing most of the behavioural traits listed below…..  Thank-you Shirley for reblogging this.   […]

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  3. Mission accomplished!

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  4. Thanks for reblogging.
    Bob A.

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